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jdude000:

OH MY GOD


Parks and Recreation Alphabet → b
 ↳ ben’s butt

"You ever heard Leslie talk about Ben’s butt? I’m all like - damn, girl, you mad sweet on that back meat."



adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford




loganmars:

severus snape syndrome: where a villain doesn’t actually have any legitimate regrets or redemption, but the circumstances around their death/almost death somehow transform them into a valued and trusted hero above all other heroes ever.

how??? who fucking knows. 


whynobritneybrittany:

colfershands:

what am I supposed to be afraid of pillows or something

but you, unlike me, are a git

the poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it- it might be sick

there’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor

and they’d love to have me, we’d be best pals if they didn’t keep trying to do me in

are you actually as stupid as you look?

 #rip sarcastic harry



Chris Pratt for Esquire (USA - September 2014)

Chris Pratt for Esquire (USA - September 2014)

#oh #be in more things please


#this character

dirtyolddblankets:

taken from Kevin’s Instagram

dirtyolddblankets:

taken from Kevin’s Instagram

#!!!!!!!!!! #!! #!!!


I like to measure the stage to see how many paces I have in each direction. That way, if I decide to freestyle, I won’t fall on my ass into the crowd.

#AND HE'S GOING BACK TO OHIO??!?!?? #you know what I don't even care anymore