Parks and Recreation Alphabet → b
↳ ben’s butt
"You ever heard Leslie talk about Ben’s butt? I’m all like - damn, girl, you mad sweet on that back meat."
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
severus snape syndrome: where a villain doesn’t actually have any legitimate regrets or redemption, but the circumstances around their death/almost death somehow transform them into a valued and trusted hero above all other heroes ever.
how??? who fucking knows.
what am I supposed to be afraid of pillows or something
but you, unlike me, are a git
the poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it- it might be sick
there’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor
and they’d love to have me, we’d be best pals if they didn’t keep trying to do me in
are you actually as stupid as you look?
I like to measure the stage to see how many paces I have in each direction. That way, if I decide to freestyle, I won’t fall on my ass into the crowd.